战场墨菲法则【二】转！（1/2）
70 whenever you have plenty of ao， you never iss whenever you are low on ao， you can&039;t hit the broad side of a barn
你有足够弹药的时候，你百发百中。你缺弹药的时候，连谷仓那么大的东西都打不中。
71 the ore a weapon sts， the farther you will have to send it away to be repaired
武器越贵（或是越有用处？），修理的时候就要送的越远。
72 the plexity of a weapon is versely proportional to the iq of the weapon&039;s operator
武器的复杂程度和操作者的智商成反比。
73 field experience is sothg you don&039;t get until jt after you need it
“战场经验”这东西，只有在某次很需要它的行动之后你才能获得。
74 no atter which way you have to arch， its always uphill
不管你从哪条路线行军，都是上坡路。
75 if enough data is llected， a board of quiry can prove anythg
如果收集到了足够的资料，调查委员会什么事都可以证明。（委员会胡说八道）
76 for every action， there is an equal and opposite criticis( boot cap)
在新兵训练营，对每一个行动都有赞成与反对两种评判。
77 air strikes always overshoot the target， artillery always falls short
空袭总是打得过远，炮火总是打得太近。
78 when revieg the radio frequencies that you jt wrote down， the ost iportant ones are always illegible
当你查看你写下的无线电频率的时候，最重要的总是无法辨认。
79 those who hesitate under fire ually do not end up kia or wia
弹雨之中逞英雄的人往往死得最快。
80 the tough part about beg an officer is that the troops don&039;t know what they want， but they know for certa what they don&039;t want
作为军官最辛苦的一点是：士兵不知道他们想要什么，只知道他们不想要什么。
81 to steal ration fro a person is called pgiaris to steal ration fro the eney is called gatherg telligence
从一个人那里偷取信息叫剽窃，从敌人那里偷取信息叫搜集情报。
82 the weapon that ually jas when you need it the ost is the 60
在你最需要它的时候总是卡壳的武器是60机枪。
83 the perfect officer for the job will transfer the day after that billet is filled by soone else
最适合某个工作的军官总是在这个职位已经被别人占据后一天调来。
85 the newest and least experienced soldier will ually the dal of honor
最新最没经验的士兵最可能获得荣誉奖章。（意思是“挂掉的人就会获得美国最高级勋章”）
86 a purple heart jt proves that were you sart enough to thk of a pn， stupid enough to try it， and cky enough to survive
紫心勋章（美国授予受伤士兵的勋章）证明你聪明到可以想出一个计划，愚蠢到尝试这个计划，并且幸运到活了下来。
87 urphy was a grunt
墨菲是个大头兵。（就是因为墨菲老是做错事，所以才叫墨菲法则嘛:-p）
88 beer ath --≈ap;ap;ap;ap;gt; 2 beers tis 37 n equals 49 cases
啤酒数计算法：三十七人，每人两瓶，共要四十九箱。
89 body unt ath --≈ap;ap;ap;ap;gt; 3 guerrils ps 1 probable ps 2 pigs equals 37 eneies killed action
歼敌数计算法：三名游击队员加一个可能再加两只猪，本次战斗共毙敌三十七人。
90 the burstg radi of a hand grenade is always one foot greater than your jupg range
手榴弹的杀伤半径总是比你能扑出的距离多一英尺。
91 all-weather close air support doesn&039;t work bad weather
全天候近距空中支援在坏天气里不管用。
92 the bat worth of a unit is versely proportional to the sartness of its outfit and appearance
一支部队的作战能力与它外表的好看程度成反比。
93 the crucial round is a dud
至关重要的炮弹总是哑弹。
95 there is no such pce as a nvenient foxhole
需要散兵坑时，它们总是太远。（注：nvenient在这里是指地理上的便利，就好像所谓的便利店一样，所以不能解作“舒适”）
97 if your positions are firly set and you are prepared to take the eney assault on， he will bypass you
如果你的阵地有很好的工事而且你也准备好应付敌人的攻击，敌人会绕过你。
98 if your abh is properly set， the eney won&039;t walk to it
如果你准备好了一次伏击，敌人不会进入你的伏击圈。
99 if your fnk arch is gog well， the eney expects you to outfnk hi
如果你的侧翼迂回进行的很顺利，是因为敌人正期待着你从侧翼接近他们。
100 density of fire creases proportionally to the curioness of the target
你越是感到好奇的目标就越危险。
101 odd objects attract fire - never rk behd one
奇怪的物体吸引炮火－不要躲在这种东西后面。
103 the self-iportance of a superior is versely proportional to his position the hierarchy (as is his devioness and ischievoness)
长官的自大程度与他的官职成反比（还有他的不值得信任程度和有害程度）。
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